Would you like to swing like a star,
Carry music home in a jar,
For a great time come as you are,
Or would you rather be a tern?
A tern is a dancer with smiles on his face,
His feet always keep up the pace,
He has Brooklyn Swing playing tunes so swell,
Chuck calling contras like ringing Abell,
So if you've got energy and time to burn,
You'll find you'd rather be a tern!